Oh my goodness, an Amsterdam hipster

Am I mistaken?

The dude behind you is doing a fantastic job

I can tell by the way his booty is shaking

What kind of art appeals to you?

The kind as colorful as your shoes?

This poem ends here, it’s true

Make it go “BANG,” light the fuse

Congratulations, you made it to the next round!

At times, it’s unclear which exit to take

Leaving me

Subjectively

Driving circles

On a rotary

That’s how it goes on these apps

Still, you tightly hold onto hope

What could happen after one more swipe?

Maybe these conversations about birds and bees

Will advance to Skype

Calls

If not, I’ll cry and

Continue playing with my dolls

What counts as conservative to you?

Those cards are open to multiple interpretations

Do you believe in marriage,

settling down,

me being your boo?

Be a good lover

Without a doubt, we’ll learn a lot

And build a firm foundation

Unless you prefer stagnation

And in our communication, a knot

I hear you think, wtf is this?

I’m outta here

Ok bye, class dismissed